A Smurf claiming to be a top. Yeah, right.

I think I just threw up in my mouth

Yes, it's snuggie, and still not acceptable

Like car races?

Jesus has been spotted on Scruff

I'm nut sure if I'm turned on by this, or if I need a 30 second head start.

If you're younger than my good underwear, don't even try.

Is This That Guy From Top Chef Just Desserts?

Um, Masks Disguise Your Secret Identities, Idiot

Don't Shave Your Feet?

I love when Walt includes his cats in his pics

Yes, I see you're wearing a hairband.

Drew Carey Looks Good Thin

Is it in poor taste to insert a Shamu joke here?

Grace Jones?

All my favorite tattoo cliches on one body!

Such manly eyebrows

Also, completely invisible

Thank you for fleeing that up

I hope it's The one on the left

Where?

Can I have that again, this time in English?

Sorry Ricky

Is it OK4ME2H8U?

Sorry Ken

Sorry Ricky

Ummm

Appropriate Mohawk

Not a cute Mohawk

Sorry Ricky

Never

Two gramps for a third

I'm sure his warden is thrilled his badge number is on Grinder

65? Really Walt?

Cut your hair for instant weight loss

Even too gay for Lady Gaga

Too much dope makes a cute boy not so much

LEARN TO ROTATE

I don't think commitment is what they're scared of

Yes, yes he was

Art's first anal shouldn't be from a chick with a strap-on

GWIP celebrity sighting

Douchey smile + douchey hair = DOUCHE

I'm just guessing Grindr is NOT the place to find Mr. Right

Is he the one on the left or the right?

Serial killer vibe

Is California gay any more different than Texas gay?

Manly men who appreciate nelly men in a necklace

A man this age should not have a long prickly dried out cactus next to him

Finally a job worth applying for