I hate these effing hypocrites

Jermaine Stewart?

Was about to get a woof before noticing he was a bluetool

I'm NOT looking for a hook-up, really. I'm looking for my clothes.

People still "hot tub" in 2012? Can't we just fuck?

Yes, actually I would

I totally want to date you because I dint get enough codependence elsewhere

Kunt

Okay, what the fuck are you, an Irish terminator?

Bruno Marz

If I want your legs out of my way, I'll just spread them

Worst "Smell MY Finger" picture EVER

Just follow the rainbow

A Smurf claiming to be a top. Yeah, right.

I think I just threw up in my mouth

Yes, it's snuggie, and still not acceptable

Like car races?

Jesus has been spotted on Scruff

I'm nut sure if I'm turned on by this, or if I need a 30 second head start.

If you're younger than my good underwear, don't even try.